101: The Triumphant Return

Didn’t expect a 3 month delay but, hey, we’re back! I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn’t have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn’t my fault! I swear to God!

Hope it’s worth the wait. Let me know if you’re still here…