103: Saved By Magnesium

This week I’m wondering about dating for older people. I don’t know why. I’m not needing to date. But I suppose I’m just looking out for the elderly. Where are the best places to date? How are older people even making frends? I want to know this stuff. I’ve started planning for Halloween, folks. I’m planning on a Halloween story epidode of the podcast. Get ready for it and let me know if you’d like to participate. I’m still experiencing a bit of creative crisis. I will say, though, that I’ve discovered a secret about the creative life I’ll share with you. It’s mostly free. And fun. Those are always good things. See you next week.

102: Java Jive

Getting back into the swing of things this week and looking for a good formula for coffee. Do you have one? Do you have a specific coffee/water ratio for your recipes which you have developed over years of experimenting? If so, feel free to share. It’s back to school week so I’ve been out buying three ring binders and new sneakers from Kmart. Eh. I guess the kids don’t do that anymore. I gripe a little bit about politics on this show. Please forgive me. I won’t do it again. I hope. See you soon…

96: Tales From The Butt

I’m starving here. No food for 24 hours. No food or drink for the next several hours. Today is my colonoscopy. So much fun. Looking forward to a beer and fries though. Also, this weekend is the big birthday. Getting old is not too bad. Might as well celebrate it. I’ll keep you updated. Thanks for hanging out, friends. See you again soon.

51: Coughing and Coffee

cigarette coffee

Greetings Apocaleptic fans! How are you so far this week? I’ve got so much happening in June: closing down my gallery, starting new ventures, being called for jury duty and a non-stop coughing dog. It’s all the things I asked for last Christmas. I didn’t do a second show last week because… well, let me explain. I’ve been thinking about stuff. It’s all a bit spooky and metaphysical and I didn’t want to freak you out. So, I’ll just freak you out this week. Thanks for listening. Stop by and say “hi” sometime.

19: Worship Me!

Apocaleptic 19: Worship Me!

Hello friends! Welcome to episode 19 of Apocaleptic! We’re almost out of our teens and soon will be of legal drinking age and on the prowl! This week I’m considering the food dishes that it’s impossible to screw up. Also, I iaccidentally nvent a pretty great holiday beverage even though it’s long after the holidays. Why do we need holy men? Holy people? Don’t they just exist to make us feel bad about ourselves? Time for them to go away! It was fun making this show for you this week. Hope you enjoy it.