52: How To Speak In Forked Tongues

I had some great Korean food last night. Hope you did too. By the way, what makes food “Asian” if it’s cooked in America? By a Latinx? All I know, it was really good stuff. So, Pat Robertson’s dead. If you don’t know who that is, he was a TV preacher who was apparently so scared of gay people, he thought they caused hurricanes and earthquakes and other world calamities. Not sure if they were responsible for his death but if so, it would be a great thing to add to your gay wizard portfolio. We’ll talk next week. Don’t forget to stay in touch.

51: Coughing and Coffee

cigarette coffee

Greetings Apocaleptic fans! How are you so far this week? I’ve got so much happening in June: closing down my gallery, starting new ventures, being called for jury duty and a non-stop coughing dog. It’s all the things I asked for last Christmas. I didn’t do a second show last week because… well, let me explain. I’ve been thinking about stuff. It’s all a bit spooky and metaphysical and I didn’t want to freak you out. So, I’ll just freak you out this week. Thanks for listening. Stop by and say “hi” sometime.

50: Falling Off The Gravy Train

Happy Memorial Week, friends! We’re halfway to the holiday season so hang on! I’m concerned about our pets. The way we treat them, the things we feed them, the hats we force them to wear. If you’re like me, you love your little (and huge) ones and want to give them the best to keep them happy and healthy. If you could make their lives better, wouldn’t you? That’s what I thought. Me too. Let’s talk again later this week, ‘kay?

49: Taurus With Lemon

I’ve gotten hooked on a new ID Show about sexual predators. I didn’t want to get into it but it turns out to be pretty interesting with some very good investigation. Plus it’s nice seeing those creeps put away for awhile. So, how do you limit yourself? Are you aware that you do it? I think we all limit ourselves to a certain extent but do you do it more consciously or unconsciously? Gonna try to stay conscious of my own limiting. Hey, let’s chat later this week.

48: Too Much Information

big fat noodles

Today I’m suffering from little sleep and an overdose of big fat noodles. Hey, not a bad place to be in. I’m restructuring much of my public social media sites for my business and personal use, including the ones for the podcast. Get ready! And speaking of getting ready, are you ready for the A.I. content wave we’re about to be slammed with? It’s gonna be a big one. Go have a big fat noodle and I’ll see you next week.

47: Dead, Not Dead

Just got back from a physical. Getting probed and prodded can make a man feel tired, y’know? When you experience depression have you noticed if the cause seems to be a particular even or is it more of just being overcome by chemical embalance? I’m curious. Let me know. I was thinking about death this week and had an interesting idea about it. Is it possible we dont die when we die? Let me explain…  See you soon, my friends.

46: Help

46-Help

Welcome friends! Grab a cup of coffee and take a seat. How do you like your coffee? What coffee do you enjoy? Lots to choose from. Not as bad as ice cream though. They’re inventing flavors I’m not sure anyone needs. I’m not so sure I’m a good helper, my friends. I don’t like to think this is true but I do think I help in my own way. But maybe it isn’t that helpful. Something to work on. Enjoy the show. Drop me a line and let me know what you think of it.

45 The Strong Arm

45 The Strong Arm

Welcome to a Thursday show, my friends! So, help me out here. Be honest. Is two shows a week too much? Should I only do one show a week? What do you prefer? Can you keep up with the releases? Do you care? Contact me and let me know. On this show I examine attorney nicknames and characters. Also, I have discovered three different types of people when it comes to living and let living. Will probably adjust. But it’s a start. Enjoy your weekend! Go get fun!

44: Naked With Rainn Wilson

Apocaleptic 44 Naked With Rainn Wilson

This week we say goodbye to Gordon Lightfoot and I have an eBay Auction buyer bail on me. Coincidence? No. They aren’t similar or connected at all. Old people are taking over the internet and social media with their complaints about how nothing is like it used to be. Yeah? Well neither are you, grandpa. Pull your beanie up from your eyes, refill your latte and go do something else. It isn’t about you any more. Sorry. Got a little preachy there. I’m gonna go get naked in the jungle with Rainn Wilson.

43: Birthdays and Blow Things

It’s my birthday episode! Ready to have a good time? Hang on! I reminisce a bit about my first drinking and sex experiences. Oh, why not? I had a strange dream last night that either means I’m gay or I need to start sleeping in a motel. Speaking of sexual experiences what about the strange sex incidents in the Bible? Let’s discuss. Thanks for hanging out with me folks. This is a strange one but it’s my birthday so lay off!