34: Chicken Jobs
I planted a tree today. I don’t normally plant trees. What I really want is a job eating chicken. I don’t know how to make that work since I’m vegetarian but I hope there is a way to solve that minor problem. Are you collecting experiences in your life and making them who you are? I do that sometimes but I’m going to stop. Maybe you can stop with me. I mean if you want to. See you later in the week.
33: It’s The Law
Counting down the days until St. Patrick’s Day, how about you? I desperately need a pot of gold and a green beer. After last week’s discussion about the new Tennessee law to regulate drag shows, I checked up on some other insane laws out there. There are a lot of them. Don’t go out and get arrested now! Have a great weekend, friends. See you on Monday!
32: What A Drag
It’s difficult doing a podcast when you aren’t in the mood to talk. That’s the curse of being an introvert I suppose. Bear with me, my friends. I screwed up on this episode, thinking it was episode 33. So you can use this as a little preview to episode 33 if you want. I’m a little hacked off about mean politicians trying to ban or control drag shows. Has everyone else had their fill of mean and cruel people? Let’s send them back under the rock they slither out of, ‘kay?
31: Be Quiet
I’ve been hearing strange tones in my bed. Could it be a space creature? It’s been making me wonder what it sounds like in outer space. Is it completely silent? Is there space wind? The sounds of astroids colliding? Weird bed tones? How much is the silence inside us similar to space silence? I wonder. Maybe too much. Hope you like this Friday show.
30: Fooling Around
Can pineapple heal your eyes? a study in Taiwan shows a 70% improvement in some cases! Speaking of pineapple, a 2020 study shows many couples are beginning to change their relationship status from”monogamous” to “non-monogamous.” Are you ready to make the switch? I checked with AI to find out how to keep a relationship working. This AI kid really seems to know something. See you next time friends!
29: Your Greatest Fears
Do we inherit the loves and fears we have? You know, the deep down unexplainable attractions and repulsions in life that we all have. Where do they come from? Are they really ours or are they ancestral? Do you ever feel bad about treating yourself like royalty? Well, you shouldn’t. In fact, you should be doing that much more often! You’re looking good out there my friend. Come on back Monday.
28: Blue Glow
Happy Monday, friends! It’s my wife’s birthday today. She’s one of the most giving people I know. A true server. She puts me to shame. What kind of birthday present do you buy for a server? It’s not easy. I’ve decided to tell a story that I’ve been holding in for 30 years. But realize it doesnt make me look very good. Still, it must be told, so hold off on the judgements, okay? See you next time, peoples.
27: Cool Story, Bro!
My eyes are no better but I gotta get used to it. Gonna be the way things are from now on. I’ll just relax. Maybe I’ll listen to my newest favorite ASMRtist. That always help. I’m performing at a storytelling event this weekend. Which me think of stories. What is the single defining story of your life? Do you have one? Should you make one up? Here’s mine. Talk to you next week, friends!
26: Eyes Without A Face
Another short show, friends. And not because I wanted it that way. I had an eye appointment today and my eyes are dilated and I can’t see crap! So I can’t read notes or news stores, might as well just complain, right?? Sorry. Thursday’s show is gonna be great. I’ll finally be able to see.
25: Losing It
A short Thursday show for you, my friends. Ever have one of those days where you just think you might lose it? So what do you do? Me? I just record a Thursday podcast. See you on Monday, everyone.
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