103: Saved By Magnesium
This week I’m wondering about dating for older people. I don’t know why. I’m not needing to date. But I suppose I’m just looking out for the elderly. Where are the best places to date? How are older people even making frends? I want to know this stuff. I’ve started planning for Halloween, folks. I’m planning on a Halloween story epidode of the podcast. Get ready for it and let me know if you’d like to participate. I’m still experiencing a bit of creative crisis. I will say, though, that I’ve discovered a secret about the creative life I’ll share with you. It’s mostly free. And fun. Those are always good things. See you next week.
102: Java Jive
Getting back into the swing of things this week and looking for a good formula for coffee. Do you have one? Do you have a specific coffee/water ratio for your recipes which you have developed over years of experimenting? If so, feel free to share. It’s back to school week so I’ve been out buying three ring binders and new sneakers from Kmart. Eh. I guess the kids don’t do that anymore. I gripe a little bit about politics on this show. Please forgive me. I won’t do it again. I hope. See you soon…
101: The Triumphant Return
Didn’t expect a 3 month delay but, hey, we’re back! I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn’t have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn’t my fault! I swear to God!
Hope it’s worth the wait. Let me know if you’re still here…
100: 100th Episode With Special Guest Cheri Brown
It’s the 100th Episode of the Outta Toon Podcast! For this very special show, I wanted to have as my special guest, my original podcast partner Cheri Brown. For those of you who don’t know, Cheri and I started podcasting in 2013 and created the Life In A Kilt Podcast and This Epic Disaster podcasts together. We had a bit of a falling out a couple years ago but we recently patched things up so its a good time to discuss what happened and what’s been going on. For those of you who know, well, you’ll be happy to hear this show. Thanks for sticking with me for 100 shows, my friends. It’s been fun. Let’s keep it going, okay?
99: Your Mom’s Butt
Greetings Tooners! I’m back from my Minnesota vacation and all primed for a new show. This week I discuss fasting, traveling with dogs, having an Orange Julius at the Mall of America, and being stalked way too many times for an ugly dumb guy. How have you been? Are you getting your house all decorated in festive display for next week’s 100th Episode? I am! We’re putting up our tree tomorrow! Can’t wait. See you soon.
98: Manly, Yes, But I Like It Too
Hi friends! I’m heading out on vacation tomorrow. Taking our dogs but we’re leaving the cats behind. Hope they’re going to be okay. I’m a little anxious about it. Someone will be house sitting and checking on them but I’m still stressed about it. Got a lot of things packed up in my travel tote. It’s not a purse! I swear! At least I don’t think it is. Dudes are carrying purses now days. I guess it’s okay. Right? Oh man. I’ll let you know how it all goes. See you next week.
97: This Podcast Sucks
Hi folks! Welcome to episode 97 of the Outta Toon Podcast! We’ll soon be at our 100th show! This week I give an update on life events, look at some strange people and happenings around the world and discuss how we are all artists. I was told this week that the podcast sucks, which most of us already know, so I tried to make this one extra sucky. Let me know if it worked. See you next week, friends.
Sharing A Birthday Cigar
Well, I told you I would share a birthday cigar with you and here it is! Come hang out with me as my birthday winds down.
96: Tales From The Butt
I’m starving here. No food for 24 hours. No food or drink for the next several hours. Today is my colonoscopy. So much fun. Looking forward to a beer and fries though. Also, this weekend is the big birthday. Getting old is not too bad. Might as well celebrate it. I’ll keep you updated. Thanks for hanging out, friends. See you again soon.
95: What I’ve Learned
Greetings everyone! Welcome to episode 95 of the Outta Toon Podcast! We’re speeding quickly toward episode 100 and I’m ready for it how about you? As I prepare to celebrate my birthday in a couple weeks I reflect on just what the heck I’ve done over my life. What have I accomplished? What have I learned? I’ve come to realize recently that I’ve only learned one thing about life. I think it is the actual “Secret of Life!” Fortunately, I share my knowledge in this very episode so you can now know it too. Sorry the episode is a bit long but it’s the secret to life, people! What did you expect?? Geez. See you again soon.
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