28: Blue Glow

Blue Glow

Happy Monday, friends! It’s my wife’s birthday today. She’s one of the most giving people I know. A true server. She puts me to shame. What kind of birthday present do you buy for a server? It’s not easy. I’ve decided to tell a story that I’ve been holding in for 30 years. But realize it doesnt make me look very good. Still, it must be told, so hold off on the judgements, okay? See you next time, peoples.

27: Cool Story, Bro!

27 Cool Story, Bro!

My eyes are no better but I gotta get used to it. Gonna be the way things are from now on. I’ll just relax. Maybe I’ll listen to my newest favorite ASMRtist. That always help. I’m performing at a storytelling event this weekend. Which me think of stories. What is the single defining story of your life? Do you have one? Should you make one up? Here’s mine. Talk to you next week, friends!

26: Eyes Without A Face

Another short show, friends. And not because I wanted it that way. I had an eye appointment today and my eyes are dilated and I can’t see crap! So I can’t read notes or news stores, might as well just complain, right?? Sorry. Thursday’s show is gonna be great. I’ll finally be able to see.

25: Losing It

25 Losing It

A short Thursday show for you, my friends. Ever have one of those days where you just think you might lose it? So what do you do? Me? I just record a Thursday podcast. See you on Monday, everyone.

24: It’s Not Me It’s You

Hi friends! Hope your week is off to a good start. I have an idea of how to deal with the damage Van Halen did to me when I was younger. Tell me if you think it’s a good idea. And speaking of good ideas, I’ve been thinking of a new, radical way to approach relationships. Although maybe it’s only new and radical to me. Maybe everyone else has been doing this all along. Perhaps I’m the last big jerk. Well, crap.

23: Forgive Me

I’m concerned about my neighbor. Haven’t seen her in awhile. Has she met with foul play? How would I know? Should I call the cops? Maybe it’s nothing and I’ll look like a meddler. I don’t know what the rules are. I heard someone talk about forgiveness and it caused me to think about it a bit. I’m wondering if we all understand forgiveness at all. Forgive me if you do. See you Monday.

Episode 22 The Video

Episode 22 is the first video episode. What do you think? Should there be more?

22: I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Apocaleptic 22 I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Did you ever watch someone dance and you just NEEDED to dance with them?? Something about the way they danced made you feel like you have to share in that moment with them? Yeah. Me too. This show is mostly about bipolar. I watched the documentary “Of Two Minds” on Amazon Prime and it made me think a lot about my own experiences being in relationships with people who deal with a bipolar brain. I wish we had more positive labels for the experience. I wish we all understood those friends more. They make our world much more exciting. Let’s all work on that, okay? I’ll see you on Thursday, folks.

21: Connecting

Aww, look, it’s episode 21 of Apocaleptic! Our baby is all grown up. It can legally drink now and has the proper maturity level to vote. Later tonight it will gather with other 21 year old podcasts and chug tequila through a funnel in its rectum. Can’t tell you how proud I am. Today’s show is about connecting with other human beings. If you prefer not to, see above suggestion about tequila, funnel and rectum.

#20: A Cancer Within the Regulators

regulators

Welcome to Apocaleptic #20, friends! So sorry about Thursday’s show accidentally getting trashed. Today, on this MLK Day Monday, I reflect on civil rights and the progress as well as the lack thereof which seems to have happened over the course of my own lifetime. What has been your experience? Reach out and let me know! Thanks for listening to the show and for your support.

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