111: I’m About To Lose Control And I Think I Like It
It’s Monday and we’re heading into the holidays at full speed. Is it too early for decorations? I think I’m going to go with it. And in the spirit of that, I request you embark on a journey with me in 2025. Up for it? Let’s see if we can. Listen and I’ll explain. Be back Thursday.
110: Satan In Reverse
Hey, Look! It’s Thursday! Two shows in a week again! In this episode I discuss techniques people use who wish to control you. This in hopes you don’t get controlled. Look out. Also, most of the albums are more interesting played forward so put on some headphones and enjoy. Thanks for popping in twice this week. Let’s try it again next week!
109: Finding My Footing
It’s the post-election episode and I discuss coping. Surviving. Even thriving, if we dare. How you doing? I’m taking a bit of a social media sabbatical. Backing off the news too. What are your plans for moving through the political fray? Maybe you could become at artist. A guy in Italy just sold fruit taped to a canvas for a ridiculous amount of money. Maybe I should try that. See you soon, y’all!
108: Small Penis Fart Dude
Hey, it’s a short show. Second time in a row this podcast has referenced genitalia. What am I becoming?? Getting a chest cold. Halloween is coming up. Just wanted to check and make sure you are doing ok? Hope you get good candy in your Trick or Treat bag.
107: Too Many Wieners
Welcome to the Outta Toon Podcast my friends! This week, Al Pacino declares there is no afterlife. This, from a man who did two Godfather movies after the original. Can we trust him? I participated in early voting with the rest of the seniors today. We’re all in trouble, folks. Atlanta Pride was fun as usual. Let’s get our Halloween on this week. If your name is Dick Wiener, maybe this isn’t the best episode for you to listen to. Fair warning. See you soon, friends.
106: Flood
This week I’m fighting my Tennessee accent, battling my inability to remember things and hoping to help some friends and family affected by the recent hurricane. I discuss techniques for memorization and how to come up with a name for drugs you may have recently discovered. Seriously? That’s what you spent all that time waiting on? Hey, let’s try again in a few days.
105: Excessive Nudity
On this Friday the 13th show, I discuss tea, classic movies and young, naked people. Nothing unlucky can happen to you now, right? You’re welcome.
104: If You’ve Seen One Mall…
This week I’m freaking out at the process of ordering from Amazon. Is it better than going to the malls of the 70s and 80s? Well, no, but you take what you get, right? Do you have a favorite dog breed? If you’ve been listening for awhile, you may know mine so now I need to know yours. Drop me a Facebook post and let me know. Thanks for hanging out again. Let’s get some autumn going soon!
103: Saved By Magnesium
This week I’m wondering about dating for older people. I don’t know why. I’m not needing to date. But I suppose I’m just looking out for the elderly. Where are the best places to date? How are older people even making frends? I want to know this stuff. I’ve started planning for Halloween, folks. I’m planning on a Halloween story epidode of the podcast. Get ready for it and let me know if you’d like to participate. I’m still experiencing a bit of creative crisis. I will say, though, that I’ve discovered a secret about the creative life I’ll share with you. It’s mostly free. And fun. Those are always good things. See you next week.
102: Java Jive
Getting back into the swing of things this week and looking for a good formula for coffee. Do you have one? Do you have a specific coffee/water ratio for your recipes which you have developed over years of experimenting? If so, feel free to share. It’s back to school week so I’ve been out buying three ring binders and new sneakers from Kmart. Eh. I guess the kids don’t do that anymore. I gripe a little bit about politics on this show. Please forgive me. I won’t do it again. I hope. See you soon…
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