120: Lighting Up
This week I’m battling the urge to smoke. Why? Someone get me a therapist and we’ll all know. Today we discover the worst states to have a baby and the things you can’t eat in other countries. Sorry, folks, this is the podcast. Finally, I plead for you to recognize that you aren’t special. This is why no one wants to listen to this podcast. Last show is about drinking, this one is about smoking. Crap. Oh well. I’ll try again next week.
119: Booze Sniffer
What’s the deal with the reality show The Baldwins? Are people watching this? Is anyone waiting to find out what secrets are being hidden in Alec Baldwin’s immediate family? I have to admit, as a Baldwin, even I really couldn’t care less. St. Patrick’s Day is happening very soon and it’s a great time to sniff a variety of booze. Shall we? You know I’ll be there. Did you know you could fall into a life of crime depending upon your name? It’s true. I examine who you know that might be a criminal based solely on their name. That’s it for now. Let’s talk again next week, okay?
118: Not Funny
This week I ponder whether things get less funnier as you get older (not talking about this podcast). I try to get into the SNL 50th Anniversary and I wonder if we resist things like spirituality and politics if the ideas don’t reinforce what we already think we know. Thanks for dropping by. I’ll be back next week.
117: Funeral For A Friend
This week, my friends, I say good bye to a long time friend and hello to a short time family member. Life is full of surprises. Hope all is well with you. See you soon.
116: Incensed and Old
Hi, friends welcome to a new Monday episode of the Outta Toon Podcast. How are you? I’m feeling good. Getting back into the swing of things. I’ve been burning a lot of incense recently. Does that symbolize that I’m creating a new atmosphere or covering up something? Perhaps I’m trying to cover up instead of accepting? I’m been reading and seeing a lot recently about how we become invisible to people as we age. Am I avoiding? Let’s chat about it. Thanks for dropping by.
115: Buffet
On this Monday of political history and activity, I come to you with an episode packed with a buffet of topics. Topics such as 8 year old Chinese guitar players, “Breaking Bad” astronauts, mysteriously popular facebook pals and pimento cheese sandwiches from the north. These are the kinds of things you’ve come to expect from this podcast. I don’t want to let you down. See you soon.
114: Happy YOU Year!
The holidays are done but it’s still a great time to set some goals! Give it a shot. Do some fun new things. I’m hoping to be more creative and more healthy this year. Here’s hoping. Thanks for listening to the podcast in 2024. Let’s see if I can make it even better in 2025!
113: Can I See Some ID?
This week I’m getting into some new jazz music, approaching strangers in supermarket parking lots and getting carded for being too old. Is this what the holidays are all about?? It’s no wonder the Grinch’s heart was two sizes too small. See ya next week friends.
112: Just Do Something
Hey everyone! How’s your holidays so far? Have you made cookies yet? Anyone made potato chips? I tried. Didn’t work out the way I had planned though. I wanted to chat a bit about something personal here. Maybe you can relate. Maybe not. But it might be something you are battling too. Also, can you believe I once paid $11 to see Van Halen live? Those were the days, kids. See you next week.
111: I’m About To Lose Control And I Think I Like It
It’s Monday and we’re heading into the holidays at full speed. Is it too early for decorations? I think I’m going to go with it. And in the spirit of that, I request you embark on a journey with me in 2025. Up for it? Let’s see if we can. Listen and I’ll explain. Be back Thursday.
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