123: Books and Birthdays
This week we discuss more about the things that make creativity difficult and why it’s so hard being an artistic person. We all know about these things, right? I hope it’s not just me. This is my birthday week so come on over for some cake and beer. In the meantime, let’s chat again next week when I’m much older and wiser. Unless you don’t show up and I have to drink all the beer.
122: Big, Burly Dudes
On this episode I give a salute, shout out and a round of appreciation to big, burly dudes. Hey, can’t a man give another man some attention without being… Oh, shut up. This week I’ve been a bachelor and have completely ruined the bachelor life for bachelors everywhere. Sorry, guys. There’s other stuff here if you want to get into it. Try it out. Get in touch. Or are ya chicken??
121: Falling Wood
I’ve been sheltered in place, writing a play. More about that later. But I’ve also been watching trees fall which is kinda fun. If you aren’t watching “The Americas” narrated by Tom Hanks, its quite enjoyable. Give it a spin. Other than that, I’ve been listening to new music and turning down young women begging me for sex. So what’s new with you? See you next week.
120: Lighting Up
This week I’m battling the urge to smoke. Why? Someone get me a therapist and we’ll all know. Today we discover the worst states to have a baby and the things you can’t eat in other countries. Sorry, folks, this is the podcast. Finally, I plead for you to recognize that you aren’t special. This is why no one wants to listen to this podcast. Last show is about drinking, this one is about smoking. Crap. Oh well. I’ll try again next week.
119: Booze Sniffer
What’s the deal with the reality show The Baldwins? Are people watching this? Is anyone waiting to find out what secrets are being hidden in Alec Baldwin’s immediate family? I have to admit, as a Baldwin, even I really couldn’t care less. St. Patrick’s Day is happening very soon and it’s a great time to sniff a variety of booze. Shall we? You know I’ll be there. Did you know you could fall into a life of crime depending upon your name? It’s true. I examine who you know that might be a criminal based solely on their name. That’s it for now. Let’s talk again next week, okay?
118: Not Funny
This week I ponder whether things get less funnier as you get older (not talking about this podcast). I try to get into the SNL 50th Anniversary and I wonder if we resist things like spirituality and politics if the ideas don’t reinforce what we already think we know. Thanks for dropping by. I’ll be back next week.
117: Funeral For A Friend
This week, my friends, I say good bye to a long time friend and hello to a short time family member. Life is full of surprises. Hope all is well with you. See you soon.
116: Incensed and Old
Hi, friends welcome to a new Monday episode of the Outta Toon Podcast. How are you? I’m feeling good. Getting back into the swing of things. I’ve been burning a lot of incense recently. Does that symbolize that I’m creating a new atmosphere or covering up something? Perhaps I’m trying to cover up instead of accepting? I’m been reading and seeing a lot recently about how we become invisible to people as we age. Am I avoiding? Let’s chat about it. Thanks for dropping by.
115: Buffet
On this Monday of political history and activity, I come to you with an episode packed with a buffet of topics. Topics such as 8 year old Chinese guitar players, “Breaking Bad” astronauts, mysteriously popular facebook pals and pimento cheese sandwiches from the north. These are the kinds of things you’ve come to expect from this podcast. I don’t want to let you down. See you soon.
114: Happy YOU Year!
The holidays are done but it’s still a great time to set some goals! Give it a shot. Do some fun new things. I’m hoping to be more creative and more healthy this year. Here’s hoping. Thanks for listening to the podcast in 2024. Let’s see if I can make it even better in 2025!
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