108: Small Penis Fart Dude
Hey, it’s a short show. Second time in a row this podcast has referenced genitalia. What am I becoming?? Getting a chest cold. Halloween is coming up. Just wanted to check and make sure you are doing ok? Hope you get good candy in your Trick or Treat bag.
107: Too Many Wieners
Welcome to the Outta Toon Podcast my friends! This week, Al Pacino declares there is no afterlife. This, from a man who did two Godfather movies after the original. Can we trust him? I participated in early voting with the rest of the seniors today. We’re all in trouble, folks. Atlanta Pride was fun as usual. Let’s get our Halloween on this week. If your name is Dick Wiener, maybe this isn’t the best episode for you to listen to. Fair warning. See you soon, friends.
106: Flood
This week I’m fighting my Tennessee accent, battling my inability to remember things and hoping to help some friends and family affected by the recent hurricane. I discuss techniques for memorization and how to come up with a name for drugs you may have recently discovered. Seriously? That’s what you spent all that time waiting on? Hey, let’s try again in a few days.
105: Excessive Nudity
On this Friday the 13th show, I discuss tea, classic movies and young, naked people. Nothing unlucky can happen to you now, right? You’re welcome.
104: If You’ve Seen One Mall…
This week I’m freaking out at the process of ordering from Amazon. Is it better than going to the malls of the 70s and 80s? Well, no, but you take what you get, right? Do you have a favorite dog breed? If you’ve been listening for awhile, you may know mine so now I need to know yours. Drop me a Facebook post and let me know. Thanks for hanging out again. Let’s get some autumn going soon!
103: Saved By Magnesium
This week I’m wondering about dating for older people. I don’t know why. I’m not needing to date. But I suppose I’m just looking out for the elderly. Where are the best places to date? How are older people even making frends? I want to know this stuff. I’ve started planning for Halloween, folks. I’m planning on a Halloween story epidode of the podcast. Get ready for it and let me know if you’d like to participate. I’m still experiencing a bit of creative crisis. I will say, though, that I’ve discovered a secret about the creative life I’ll share with you. It’s mostly free. And fun. Those are always good things. See you next week.
102: Java Jive
Getting back into the swing of things this week and looking for a good formula for coffee. Do you have one? Do you have a specific coffee/water ratio for your recipes which you have developed over years of experimenting? If so, feel free to share. It’s back to school week so I’ve been out buying three ring binders and new sneakers from Kmart. Eh. I guess the kids don’t do that anymore. I gripe a little bit about politics on this show. Please forgive me. I won’t do it again. I hope. See you soon…
101: The Triumphant Return
Didn’t expect a 3 month delay but, hey, we’re back! I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn’t have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn’t my fault! I swear to God!
Hope it’s worth the wait. Let me know if you’re still here…
100: 100th Episode With Special Guest Cheri Brown
It’s the 100th Episode of the Outta Toon Podcast! For this very special show, I wanted to have as my special guest, my original podcast partner Cheri Brown. For those of you who don’t know, Cheri and I started podcasting in 2013 and created the Life In A Kilt Podcast and This Epic Disaster podcasts together. We had a bit of a falling out a couple years ago but we recently patched things up so its a good time to discuss what happened and what’s been going on. For those of you who know, well, you’ll be happy to hear this show. Thanks for sticking with me for 100 shows, my friends. It’s been fun. Let’s keep it going, okay?
99: Your Mom’s Butt
Greetings Tooners! I’m back from my Minnesota vacation and all primed for a new show. This week I discuss fasting, traveling with dogs, having an Orange Julius at the Mall of America, and being stalked way too many times for an ugly dumb guy. How have you been? Are you getting your house all decorated in festive display for next week’s 100th Episode? I am! We’re putting up our tree tomorrow! Can’t wait. See you soon.
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